Wordly Wisdom*

Part 3: How to wear short shorts

Photos David LaChapelle, Unknown

1. Work out, optionally by pulling a truck.
2. Treat your torso with a moisturising body oil.
3. Refuse to wear any shirt.

*In this series, the author would like to share his infinite wisdom and experience as world-renowned heart-breaker, charmer and gigolo with his readers.


Richard Kilroy said...

ha i was literally waiting for you to post this after seeing homotography bring it up the other day, was expecting you to add the thong pictures to kitten love! x

Lynn and Horst said...

i will